Composting Toilet Calculator

Spend a penny, save a poo

We flush away two things every day that a garden (or farm) would treasure: our urine and our poo. Sent down the toilet they become waste and pollution.

In a composting toilet, the very same output becomes fertile soil, free plant food, clean water saved, and rivers spared.

Down to business

Nudge the sliders to match your own, ahem, output, tell us how many are in your household, and see what you'd keep hold of in a year.

Le Petit PooLe Grand Turd

A Tiny TinkleThe Great Flood

How many in your household?
1
just you

Set the sliders to see what a year would give back.

  • Compost heap A heap of dark, crumbly compost

    Compost for your garden

    — of raw material a year

    composts right down into rich, finished humus

    What's left isn't fibrous coir or bagged multipurpose — it's rich, peat-free, organic soil conditioner, the kind that sells for around £16 a 30-litre bag. No peat dug from a bog, no plastic sack, no lorry. (Exactly how much finished compost you get depends on your setup, so we won't pretend to an exact figure.)

  • Watering can A watering can of liquid plant feed

    Free liquid plant food

    — of nitrogen a year

    makes ~— of diluted feed ≈ a — sack of general fertiliser

    Urine is a near-perfect, free nitrogen fertiliser — sometimes called "liquid gold" — diluted about one part to ten and poured on growing plants. Synthetic nitrogen is made from natural gas; this is made from your tea.

  • Water drop A drop of clean water

    Clean drinking water saved

    — litres a year

    not flushed away

    Every flush sends 6 litres of treated, drinkable water down the drain — about a third of the water used in a typical home. Even an efficient low- or dual-flush toilet still uses several litres each time; a composting toilet uses none at all.

  • River A clean river

    Sewage kept out of rivers

    — litres of sewage

    including ~— of river-polluting nitrogen

    Urine is under 1% of what's in our sewers by volume but over three quarters of the nitrogen — the nutrient that fuels the algae blooms choking our rivers and seas. Keep it, and it never gets there.

Now picture everyone doing it

OK, don't actually picture them "doing" it.

  • Watering can
    ~29% of the world's synthetic nitrogen fertiliser is matched by the nitrogen in humanity's urine each year
  • River
    ~290,000 sewage spills into England's rivers and seas in 2025 — the less we flush, the less there is to spill
  • Compost heap
    400m tonnes of solid matter a year worldwide — carbon and nutrients to rebuild farmland soil, if we returned it instead of flushing it to sea

Multiply one person by a country, or a planet, and the numbers stop being quaint and start being serious. Human urine alone carries enough nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium to replace a meaningful share of the world's synthetic fertiliser — the kind made from natural gas, at a heavy carbon cost. The solid compost is organic matter that could help rebuild the world's topsoil, which is eroding far faster than nature can replace it. The water we flush is clean, drinkable water. The nutrients we send to sea are the same ones that choke rivers with algae.

What looks like waste is, at scale, a vast misplaced resource.

A 19th-century Japanese print of a “night man” carrying buckets of human waste on a shoulder pole through a village street, with a woman, children and a household scene alongside

A “night man” collecting night soil to sell on to farmers. National Diet Library Digital Collections.

There is an inherently intuitive connection to the natural nutrient cycle that forms when you start taking care of your own excreta. You eat, excrete, compost, grow, eat and repeat. It's a perfect closed loop system that enriches the local environment and your own health. I often say that if you really want to learn about circular economics, start by closing the loop on your own poop.

Tom Greenwood, When will we face our own sh*t?

It isn't simple — but it is solvable

None of this is an argument that everyone should rip out their bathroom tomorrow (or maybe they should). There are real hurdles: the ick factor, safe composting and pathogen die-off, plumbing and building regulations, collection and processing at city scale, and public trust.

But these are design and engineering challenges, not laws of physics. We have solved harder problems. Treat human 'waste' as a resource to be designed for, and the prize is healthier soil, cleaner water and a lighter footprint.

Let's not pull the flush on the future.

Found this eye-opening? Pass it on — the more people rethink what we flush away, the sooner things change.

Where these figures come from

All figures are per person per year, based on average UK adults, and rounded for illustration. The calculator does nominal sums client-side — nothing you set is stored or sent. Your own output varies with diet, drinks and health; a high-fibre, plant-based diet raises both stool output and compost quality.

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